mememaster: was i the only one who never had an allowance and just did things cause my parents said so
butasparrow: touchmypopsicle: it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked the second one was kind of unexpected but no one is disagreeing
your virginity (Taken with instagram)
kid-b: i know you shouldnt judge people based on their music taste but the truth is that 99% of the time it works
Never thought it was possible. But I feel numb, yet at the same time I feel so many emotions. Rachel, I could create an entire whole other human being with the amount of emotions I feel for you right now. There’s kind of an empty hole burning inside of me right now, waiting to be filled. But that fire, the fire that’s burning around it, features a vast variety of things. Yesterday we talked...
I think we’re both a little numb But time heals ALL wounds. Even this one. If we’re patient enough.
littlepaperhugs: i am very proud of you for waking up today. you are very brave. existing can be hard sometimes and that is okay. i am proud of you even if all you did today was exist. i am proud of you for existing.
pegthepatriarchy: Eat that pussy and be grateful. There’s starving nice guys in fedoras who don’t have any.
mrschriskendall: ”where do you wanna go to dinner?” ”i don’t care” ”ok”
lampsarepeopletoo: they call me macklemore in math class because im like what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what
[[MORE]]I just need to fuck And be fucked in return That’d be all the stress relief I need right now haha
There goes this weekend.
sorryforpartybarackin: OH ‘sexually active’ i thought you said ‘radioactive.’ well in that case, no. i am not
johancruyff: do you ever look back at your relationship with someone on the internet and just think oh my god i’m so fucking glad i clicked follow they make my life so much better True story